{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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