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{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}

{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}

{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

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